Use Me T-Shirt

TOTAL OBJECTIFICATION

Let’s be perfectly clear: you didn’t come out tonight to make polite conversation. You came out to be utilized. The imposing, shadowy gas mask graphic on this shirt strips away the need for an identity, replacing it with pure, unapologetic utility. Paired with a blunt, two-word directive, it tells every heavy-hitting Daddy in the room that you’re ready to be treated less like a date and more like a very willing piece of equipment. It's a dark, silent invitation for sensory control, heavy breathing, and complete, unhesitating surrender. Put this on, fade into the darkest corner of the bar, and let the right man realize he doesn't need to know your name to know exactly what you're good for. Sizing: These are 100% cotton and will shrink about 1 size. So, on average, order up one size from your comfortable size and let the shirt shrink to your desired fit. If you like a snug fit, order your usual size. *Shirts are not returnable for the incorrect size.

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping